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25 Responses to “Microsoft Vista Speech Recognition Tested - Perl Scripting”

1. aaragon88 Says:
   December 2nd, 2008 at 1:17 pm

   hahah grate vid guys… was it supose to be funny? idk lol

2. ksdlap Says:
   December 2nd, 2008 at 1:17 pm

   hahahaha
   funny!

3. sitbackandtakenotes Says:
   December 2nd, 2008 at 1:17 pm

   lmfao i started dieing laughing u were so patient then all of a sudden “im gunna fucking kill somebody” lol

4. Allen4088 Says:
   December 2nd, 2008 at 1:17 pm

   OMG it’s hilarious!
   You are so patient or you have good humor sense

5. deathscore Says:
   December 2nd, 2008 at 1:17 pm

   and god this is funny

6. deathscore Says:
   December 2nd, 2008 at 1:17 pm

   lol the caps lock part wont work

7. OryanBaker Says:
   December 2nd, 2008 at 1:17 pm

   I’m freaking dieing over here….Strike one win for Vista!!!!

8. yourpersonalspammer Says:
   December 2nd, 2008 at 1:17 pm

   lol lol lol

   yeah, it’s soooo easy and not at all frustrating..

9. briansacks Says:
   December 2nd, 2008 at 1:17 pm

   Can I put a question here? and please don’t flame me..
   Vista speech recognition works for me EXCEPT if I repeat a word or short phrase it jumps back to the first time I used it; often it jumps to bringing up a set of numbered choices; basically, I NEVER issue commands (other than “open parentheses” etc) yet it keeps interpreting what I say as a command.

   Any suggestions?

10. psp3602 Says:
    December 2nd, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    why would u get banned i wana know

11. nitrous9200 Says:
    December 2nd, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    I know exactly what he feels like, the voice recognition is pretty crappy at first because it hasn’t been trained, and sometimes other noise confuses it. And it’s not really designed for doing programming! Though once it’s trained it’s pretty cool and somewhat practical.

12. terroristen Says:
    December 2nd, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    Windows is SNAFU as always

13. fruitl00p08 Says:
    December 2nd, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    Yeh. I don’t care what these guys say lol
    This is exactly what it’s like! It’s sooo annoying! /hilarious

14. crazylax42 Says:
    December 2nd, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    gotta be staged. no way anyone is that slow of a learner. Not appropriate for this application, anyway.

15. JJ7843523 Says:
    December 2nd, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    voice input - what a waste of time. Could have typed what you wanted in a minute. It would be really aggravating to work somewhere where someone was yelling random words into a computer all day.

16. josh885 Says:
    December 2nd, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    Because if he had trained it would have worked. Maybe you had a shitty mic or a too much back ground noise. I had it working just fine. I don’t use it any more because I feel kind of stupid talking to the computer like that though.

17. i80and Says:
    December 2nd, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    OK, first of all, how do you know he didn’t train it? As someone who tried to get Windows Vista’s idiotic speech recognition system to work, training only makes it worse. For me anyhow. Secondly, only several of his problems were due to ignorance. Thirdly, it was humorous because it was hilariously bad at figuring out what he was saying; not because it was quoting him verbatim.

18. Navitz Says:
    December 2nd, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    ehehehehehehee yeh i have the same problem.. im still training my voice recognition… sometimes it comes up with funny stuff. mine still have troubles with distinguishing the difference between The and V.

19. depressionrulezme Says:
    December 2nd, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    so does your sister dudE!! voice recognition is for the lazy,

20. yNeville Says:
    December 2nd, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    certainly works better then most Vista features.

21. tayyabqwerty Says:
    December 2nd, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    your mom does

22. josh885 Says:
    December 2nd, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    Ok first of all you have to train it to recognize your voice. You cant just plug in a mic and expect it to work. It says so right in the set up. Second he obviously doesn’t know what the commands are for half the shit he wants to make it do. Third why is it funny or surprising when the computer types what he says into the mic? Here’s a news flash. The computer can’t tell you weren’t talking to it. Most of his trouble was caused by realizing this simple and basic fact.

23. LordHardkore Says:
    December 2nd, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    Lol you sound like a real ‘tard.

24. brendennium Says:
    December 2nd, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    whats a shit prog lol

25. zachsterdisaster Says:
    December 2nd, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    gee, it seems really convenient

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